The Boss - engelstalig

The Boss

When the body was made, all parts wanted to be boss.
The brain said, 'since I control everything and do all the thinking, I should be the boss'.
The feet said, 'since I carry man where he wants to be and get him in position to do what
the brain wants, I should be the boss'.
The hands said, 'since I do all the work and earn all the money to keep the rest of you going,
I should be the boss'.
The eyes said, 'since I must look out for all of you and tell you where danger lurks, I should
be the boss'.

And so it went, the heart, the ears, the lungs, and finally the asshole spoke up and demanded
that it be made boss. Of course, all of the other parts laughed and laughed at the idea of an
asshole being the boss.

The asshole was so angered that he blocked himself off and refused to function.
Soon the brain was feverish, the eyes crossed and ached, the feet were too weak to walk,
the hands hung limply at the sides, the lungs and heart struggled to keep going.
All pleaded with the brain to relent and let the asshole be the boss.

And so it happened: All the other parts did the work and the asshole just bossed and
passed out a lot of shit.

The moral: You don't have to be a brain to be boss.....JUST AN ASSHOLE